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President St. at 4th Ave., County of Kings

President St. at 4th Ave., County of Kings

T.G.I. Friday’s Mozzarella Sticks (original flavor)

Description. The T.G.I. Friday’s Mozzarella Stick is simultaneously greasy and dry, and resembles the traditional pub-style mozzarella stick in only one particular: the shape. The color is wan, and the Sticks share an unnatural tint and grainy surface texture with the makeup used by funeral homes. There is some likeness to an elongated, anemic Tater Tot afflicted with freezer burn.

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